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Love My Human Townhouse menu.

Discover Love My Human Townhouse’s menu featuring cream tea, brunch, and dog-friendly treats at London’s cozy dog café and day care center. Enjoy fresh eats, specialty teas, and warm service in a welcoming pet-friendly space on King's Rd.

— Week of 23 Mar, 2026 —
Meals 7 Drinks & Desserts 4 Dessert 1 Savoury 8 Cream Tea 2 Children's Menu 2 Small Eats 4 Mains 3 Sides 4 Cold Drinks 1 Smoothies 5 Tea & Infusions 9 Doggy Meals 8 Others 22
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About the menu

Love My Human Townhouse is a charming dog-friendly café nestled on King's Road, London, where pets and their humans can share a delightful culinary experience. The menu strikes a perfect balance between wholesome small eats and refreshing smoothies. Highlights include the comforting Soup of the Day, delicate Chicken and Vegetable Dumplings, and the uniquely satisfying Smoked Salmon & Cream Cheese Toasted Sesame Bagel. Their desserts, especially the rich Brownie, offer a sweet finish to any visit.

What makes this place truly special is how the food complements the warm, attentive hospitality. Customers rave about friendly staff like Henry, Heather, and Galia, who elevate the visit with kindness and care. The café doubles as a dog day care and grooming center, making it a one-stop haven for both pets and owners. Whether indulging in a nutritious smoothie like the Berry Burst or savoring a hearty brunch, Love My Human Townhouse delivers a wholesome, joyful dining experience where every dish feels thoughtfully prepared and shared in a welcoming space.

Allergies or dietary restrictions? Please ask staff before ordering — they can talk you through every dish. Menus change often, so symbols aren't always up to date.
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Meals

7 items

Fluffy Eggs

$£4.45

Fish & Chips

Pumpkin Full Of Chicken

$£5.50

Duke Of Wellington

$£5.50

The Dogs Bollocks

$£5.50

Birthday Three Course Meal

$£15.00

Mini Afternoon Tea

$£13.50

Drinks & Desserts

4 items

Marshfield Dog Ice Cream

$£4.00

Frozen Yogurt Popsicle

$£2.50

Decaffeinated Green Tea

Loaded Lmh Pupcup

$£3.20

Dessert

1 items

Brownie

$£6.50

Savoury

8 items

Three Orgonic Scrambled Eggs & Smoked Salmon

Eggs Royale

$£12.50

Eggs Benedict

Spinach, Mushrooms, & Avocado On Toasted Muffins

Sourdough Toast With Two Organic Poached Eggs & Chilli Flakes

$£8.50

Portobello Mushroom With Two Poached Eggs On Sourdough Toast

$£10.00

Shakshuka

$£12.50

Full English

$£13.50

Cream Tea

2 items

Two Scones With Jam & Clotted Cream

One Pot Of Tea

Children's Menu

2 items

One Brioche French Toast

Toasted Muffin With Carved Ham & Scrambled Organic Eggs

$£6.60

Small Eats

4 items

Soup Of The Day

$£7.50

Chicken Dumplings

$£6.50

Vegetable Dumplings

$£6.00

Smoked Salmon & Cream Cheese Toasted Sesame Bagel

Mains

3 items

Classic Chicken Caesar Salad

$£12.50

Townhouse Gourmet Salad

$£13.00

Vietnamese Shrimp Noodle Salad

$£13.00

Sides

4 items

Wilted Spinach In Butter Or Olive Oil

Half Avocado With Olive Oil

Toast With Butter Or Jam

$£3.00

Smoked Salmon With Dill

$£4.00

Cold Drinks

1 items

Diet Coke & Coke Zero

Smoothies

5 items

Berry Burst

Raspberry Heaven

Passion Storm

Green Reviver

Pineapple Sunset

Tea & Infusions

9 items

English Breakfast

Earl Of Bath

Lemon & Ginger

Cleanse Time

Body Boost Oolong

Fresh Ginger & Honey

Fresh Mint

Twinings Green Tea

Twinings Peppermint Teo

Doggy Meals

8 items

Organic Scrambled Eggs

Poached Salmon Flakes & Broccoli

Chicken Breast & Pumpkin Purée

Beef Wellington, French Beans & Pumpkin Purée

Cod & Sweet Potato Fish Cakes

Pure Ground Beef Meatballs Or Poached Chicken Breast On A Bed Of Superfood Purée

Chicken & Vegetable Soup

Doggy Birthday Three Course Meal

Others

22 items

Open Sandwich

$£13.00

Two Brioche French Toast With Maple Syrup

$£13.00

Fresh Greek Yogurt

$£7.00

Warm Creamy Porridge

$£9.00

Fresh Greek Yogurt With House Granola & Honey

Three Buckwheat Pancakes

Two Organic Soft-Boiled Eggs

Mo Gan Mountain Green Tea

$£4.25

Jasmine Pearls

$£4.00

White Peony White Tea

$£4.00

Espresso

Macchiato

Cappuccino

Caffé Latte

Flat White

Americano

Mocha

Chai Latte

Matcha Latte

Iced Coffee

Hot Chocolate

Coca Cola

from a recent review —
I visited Love My Human Townhouse on Sunday with my dog Brownie, and we had such a lovely experience. The staff were so kind and welcoming — I think the lady who greeted us was named Galia — she was incredibly sweet and attentive to Brownie. We also had lunch there, and everything was really nice. Even though it’s quite far from where I live, it’s definitely a place I’ll be visiting more often. It truly feels like a second home for my dog, and I really appreciate that warm, caring atmosphere. Highly recommended!
Kate O connor
Mar 10, 2026
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Opening hours, the full address and the best way to get there are all on the restaurant page. Booking policies differ from place to place — so call ahead, or simply walk in.

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